drunk guy comes out of bar, gets in fight, gets knocked out. eventually gets up and staggers off to the parking lot. which is suddenly in the countryside somewhere. As he stumbles over a small fence, my friend (who I don't recognize) says to me, "He'll be on the highway in a couple of minutes." We both shake out heads ruefully. Then he's attacked by squirrels. viciously attacked by squirrels. All the folks from the bar are laughing. Then some TV animal show guy comes over with his wife to announce his retirement. He kind of tries to save the guy being attacked by squirrels, but mainly just starts tossing dead (frozen but unplucked?) turkeys over the fence.
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Um... wow.
Here's an idea: I think everybody who reads you should go over to Corndog's, place a bid for the song (proceeds go to Annika), and get him to make this into a ballad.
yes yes! You can get yourself an official Corndoggeral song about whatever or whoever you wish! And you can help out a very sick girl and her family. Hear hear!
a drunk guy comes out of a bar?? that's the weirdest thing i've ever heard of... strange dreams man, strange dreams.
it must be the burritos
I think the turkeys are very Freudian.
Ah, and plucked frozen turkeys, no less... We all know what that means, don't we? Don't we? Well, I don't anyway. Could you tell me?
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