Monday, May 08, 2006

A Long Walk and a Short Pier

I've never really cared much for the 'walk across the stage and get your diploma' thing.  I did it in high school because it wasn't really an option, but I've been able to avoid it ever since even though I've had a few opportunities.  The thing is, it just seems like another manufactured celebration designed less to express pride in hard-earned accomplishments and more to stroke egos and siphon cash.  In this line, see class rings, yearbooks, most student government, etc. etc...

Reason I bring this up is that I think I'm being kidnapped and forced at diploma-point to walk for my MA.  My fellow grads told me I had to.  The admin folks demanded that I had to, and most difficult to duck, the department chair, who I really like, asked me to.

feh.  renting a gown is how much?  My funding didn't cover wardrobe. 

3 comments:

jayfish said...

can you make your own gown? what if you rode by really fast on your bike?

go naked?

Overread said...

I asked if I could wear a hefty bag. They didn't seem amused...

sheepish said...

I didn't walk for my BS or my PhD. I think my parents are still pissed that I didn't, but I'm glad I didn't have to sit through the ceremonies.