To the dude in the gym:
The public shower is not the place to practice your standing toe touch stretches.
To the student with my email on speed-dial (I know, I know, but you get it, right?):
The answers to all of the questions you asked are on the syllabus, on the website, and on page 2 of the reader. You lose 10% of your grade for being a twit.
To the guy behind me in line:
Yeah, you probably should have waited for the tests to come back, because it sounds like she wasn't that umm... healthy.