So, grades are due today, and yes, yes, I have been procrastinating more than a little bit.
So, I decided to grab the remaining papers and head out to the cafe near my apartment to finish up
All good, right?
What are the odds that I would have forgotten a crucial list of grades that need to be averaged in? Pretty good.
How excited am I about the prospect of a ride all the way back to campus to pick them up? Not so much.
How much do I want to pick numbers out of the all-embracing ether to plug into those hungry little spreadsheet cells? A heap.
Sigh... At least it's a nice night. It will be a pretty ride.
Bonus tips for café-guy trying to hit on café-chick: These two lines may not have been your best efforts:
“Yeah, its illegal, but I’ll never get caught”
“I don’t think you like men.”