You Can't Eat Soup With A Slotted Quiz.

Wow, I didn’t expect #1 to cause so much grief :) hehe. It was, of course, Bad Moon Rising by CCR.

You guys are too good!

Funny story – in basic training, there was a guy with the last name, ‘Moon.’ One drill sergeant loved that, and so he made the entire platoon sing Bad Moon Rising at some assembly. Sad, but also kinda funny.

Back at it – I also promise there will be more substantive blogging in the future, but it’s not happening right now. I’ve had requests for the ‘remote control vibrating panties’ story and the ‘how I got hit by a car on my bicycle’ story. I should also tell the ‘how I got an AK-47 pointed at my head in Moscow’ story, the ‘I got robbed in Napoli’ story and maybe the ‘168 mile bike ride’ story.

But there’s no time for that now. There is only time for:

THE QUIZ!

#1

Misjudged your limits
Pushed you too far
Took you for granted
I thought that you needed me more

#2

Girl of sixteen, whole life ahead of her
Slashed her wrists, bored with life
Didn’t succeed, thank the lord
For small mercies

#3

He was the baby of the class you know
He really didn’t know that one and one was two
Two and two were four

#4

there's a hole in the sky
where the sun don't shine
and clock on the wall
it counts my time

#5

Strummin’ my six-string
On my front porch swing

#6

I got my first real six-string
Bought it at the five-and-dime

#7

When I get lonely,
And I'm sure I've had enough
She sends her comfort,
Comin' in from above

#8

I don’t believe in Peter Pan
Frankenstein or Superman

#9

So let's sink another drink
'Cause it'll give me time to think

#10

Wearing her high-heel shoes
And her low-neck sweater