Monday, March 19, 2007

Dude. Seriously.

Notes to/regarding freaky guy who moved into the library cell behind me:

  1. General library etiquette frowns on yelling out "Holy Fuck! Why isn't this working?"
  2. Either you are just banging randomly on your keyboard or you type faster than humans should be able to type.
  3. That weird grunting sound you make with every third breath or so is uber creepy
  4. Answering your phone in the library is rude and all, but understandable. However, it's especially bad when I can hear your end and her end of the conversation. Also, she seemed quite ticked. You're in trouble.


BrightStar said...

At least he's entertaining?

liz said...

Sounds like a moment to stand on the desk of the carel, look over the top of the cube and say:

"Do you MIND? THIS is a LIBRARY."

And give him your best library sneer.