Jeeeez.
So part of the last minute aspect of the possible travel is that I have to get a full health check-up (traveling abroad, yadda-yadda).
- Ok, that’s fine, I get those almost every time I go anywhere interesting, so I’m not fretting.
- Oh yeah, we need it now.
- Well, I’ll get the next appointment available.
- No, we need it now.
- Well, I can’t really kidnap a doctor and force a check-up, and I’m not really so good at the medical stuff myself so…
- Ok, well, then all you need is a basic check-up, but make sure you get an HIV test.
- That doesn’t really change the fact that I can only get the earliest appointment available.
- Ok, all we need is an HIV test, but we need the results by Thursday.
- Um… The quickest appointment I can get is for Thursday. They couldn’t say how quickly the results would be back.
I’m waiting for the response on this one. I obvioulsy didn't get the memo that this was something that could be negotiated. It’ll probably get downgraded to only needing a note from my mom that says I don’t have leprosy.
PS – In being energetic, it helps to have ‘Hand Jive’ from Grease playing on the iTunes.
PPS – Fear not for my eating habits, I’m well stocked with apples and other various munchies. I could outlast a SWAT team in my little office-bunker.
2 comments:
"I could outlast a SWAT team in my little office-bunker."
well, now the FBI is reading your blog, grats.
Oh, jeeze. Did I say bunker? I meant....ummm... tucker? like tucker drom down under? I've umm... got a shrimp on the barbie, maybe?
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