Proof here: Maxim's #1? Lindsay Lohan. Yeah, there's nothing hotter than a coke addict.
Also in objectification news, China, ever the bastion of equality and haven for the oppressed, has decided that hostesses for the Olympics are not allowed to have big bottoms. Or tattoos.
"Bone structure and height should be uniform," she said. "For example, we don't want any wide bottoms."
Good lord, the US will never be allowed to host again.