based on a discussion over at RussianViolets:
Be it resolved that Keanu Reaves is known to the world as dumb as a box of rocks.
For the guy in class who showed up with his bike:
No, you can't park it in the very small classroom because you forgot to bring your bike lock. The thing is that I'm pretty sympathetic, and if we were in a giant lecture hall, I wouldn't have any problem with it, but yeesh, we're squeezed in already.
Also, is it possible to get the classroom a little hotter? Because I'd like to see if I can get the pit stains to meet on the back on my shirt if that's possible. It's kinda like a goal of mine. Also, it's important for an afternoon class to have as much 'post-lunch nappism' as possible, and excessive heat really helps out with that.
Finally, I think it's safe to say that the woman in the back was not taking notes on her Nintendo DS. At least with a laptop, I can delude myself into thinking that they're working. Feh, I know her though. That she showed up is a huge success already.
Oh, Sheepish - it was Curse of Monkey Island :)