Most of the queries are for lyrics and such, then there's a whole lot asking for Quizno's calorie information ('cuz Quizno's won't tell anyone) There's still someone trying to find the blueprints for Wayne Manor - good luck to you, sir! and of course the classic, "Women are like McDonalds"
That I could amuse myself for hours looking at this stuff has nothing to do with the fact that I should be prepping a class right now
So far this is the best one I've gotten:
"my friend swears that you can't be prosecuted for stealing a dead body because it has no intr [insic value?]"
"I'm a failure"
mrs. beauregarde farted