Luckily, I'm still a happy guy. Some of my happiness comes from my good friend the internet. Since I don't have a quality blog post ready (wait until I see Pirates of the Caribbean this weekend - the reviews look really bad!), I'll give you some more fruits of my internet habit (and yes, they almost all come from Boingboing, what of it?):
#1 Quality sarcastic comments from the Sarcasm Society: (is there anything that Jane Austin cannot do?)
» Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
- Ashleigh Brilliant
» It's always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black.
- Paul Newman
» It's a catastrophic success.
» I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.
- Stephen Bishop
» History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.
- Abba Eban
» No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.
» I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
» I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
» I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
» I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
- Groucho Marx
» The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.
- Frank Zappa
» The 100% American is 99% idiot.
» The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
- George Bernard Shaw
» He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
- Oscar Wilde
» He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
- Victor Borge
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
» I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.
- Clarence Darrow
» If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?
- Charles Pierce
» You have delighted us long enough.
- Jane Austen
#3 David Hasselhoff's Music Video "Get Into My Car" Fair Warning - it hurts
4 comments:
omg. that is 34 seconds i will never get back (that is all i could take of mr. hasselhoff.)
hehe- would you believe that it gets worse nearer the end?
See how I suffer to bring you the most painful videos?
i only watched that crappy video for 20 sec while i warmed my chai - i can't believe that guy still gets paid for anything!
it did get "better" towards the end, i can't believe it!
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