Last time you guys tanked the lyrics :) but did pretty well on the questions. I'll leave the lyrics to your own googling prowess, but here are the answers for the questions:
He’s not strange, he just wants to live his life that way. Who is he?
He's a vicar in a tutu
He was in a jam. Where was he?
He's in a GIANT CLAM! (screams in the background)
Motherly advice: Who should you not mess with?
You can mess with your brother, but don't mess with a missionary man.
Now, let's get on to the new. Allez Cuisine!
Write my letter
Feel much better
use my fancy patter on the telephone
I'm shy but I'm friendly baby
I'm sad but I'm laughing
I'm brave but I'm chicken shit
I'm sick but I'm pretty baby
As shadows fall, I pass a small cafe where we would dance at night
And I can't help recalling how it how it felt to kiss and hold you tight
When I'm with you are you somewhere else?
Am I gettin' through or do you please yourself?
When you wake up will you walk out?
It can't be love if you throw it about
And so it goes
Till the day you die
This thing they call love
It's gonna make you cry
I come to you, so silent in the night
So stealthy, so animal quiet
I'll be your savior, steadfast and true
Out here in the fields
I fight for my meals
I get my back into my living
I don't need to fight
To prove I'm right
I don't need to be forgiven
The music is weaving
Haunting notes, pizzicato strings, the rhythm is calling
Alone in the night as the daylight brings, a cool empty silence
The warmth of your hand and a cold grey sky, it fades to the distance
She gets mad
Starts to cry
She takes a swing but
She cant hit
She don't mean no harm
She just don't know
What else to do about it
When you wake up tomorrow
You'll be all alone
Oh the love that we had
I have quickly outgrown
And a few questions:
11. What is the internet for?
12. If the high school head is giving you the blues, who should you go to and how expensive would it be to fix things?
13. Where is the loose talk, and where are the strong words?
14. What did Rocky find in the room at the local saloon?
15. When you're out of touch and you need a little give and take, what should you read?
[Edited to add a punny title]