I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. - Douglas Adams
Yeah, 'cause don't you just hate it when all those pesky real-world people keep trying to invade your academic space?(I'm trying not to let it bother me that the first sentence is punctuated while the second one isn't...)
ooo! I didn't catch that! I need to go back with my Sharpie pen and help them out.
Ha ha! (Another pesky real-world person slips in under the gate and does an obnoxious little dance all across the facilities.)
Oh no! The facilities are tainted! They're tainted I tells ya!
You gotta watch out for that Phantom - she's always trespassing on our hallowed ground. Does no one respect the sacred and inviolable boundary between reality and academia? No one??
Did someone forget to lock the ivory tower? I swear, we need to get a deadbolt on this thing...
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