Sunday, January 15, 2006

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Overread!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Overread!

  1. An average beaver can cut down Overread every year.
  2. Overread can't drink - he absorbs water from his surroundings by osmosis.
  3. Overreadocracy is government by Overread.
  4. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Overread.
  5. Overread can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee!
  6. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Overread.
  7. The colour of Overread is no indication of his spiciness, but size usually is!
  8. Overread can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders!
  9. There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of Overread orbiting the Earth.
  10. The risk of being struck by Overread is one occurence every 9,300 years.
Seen all over, but first at Bright Star's and Scrivener's


BrightStar said...

of his spiciness!

jayfish said...

dude! you need to keep #5 in check!

luckybuzz said...

Dude, these are awesome. You got some good ones here...

sheepish said...

#1, 5, and 7 all are rather freaking me out at your manifest virility. *shudder*