Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Closet Cleaning

As today is National Coming Out Day, I think it’s only fitting that I let everyone know that I am still not gay. This is apparently a necessary thing to say, because I do tend to set peoples’ gay-dars off every now and then. As one of my lesbian friends tells me, “You’re so cool you’ve got to be gay.” She’s obviously delusional, because I am neither cool nor gay, but I take it to be a compliment.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that…

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