Saturday, October 22, 2005

Notes from the café

Blonde: I haven’t gone to class at all!
Blonder: But I haven’t done any of the readings!
Blonde: But at least you went to lecture. I don’t even have notes!
Blonder: But I’ll bet you you’ll do better on the test
Blonde: No way
Blonder: No – I’ll bet you $100
Brunette: no – you should bet alcohol
Blonder: Ok – I’ll bet you a handle*
Blonde: Ok

[There was also talk of the reason for missing classes being the most excellent sales at a certain store. Later they came to the conclusion that they would both drink the handle*]

* a handle? How much is that?

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