Slooooooow

Why is my internet so sloooooow at home tonight?  I feel like I'm surfing through molasses. 

Also, baseball highlights make baseball look thrilling at all times, but it's not. 
Home runs bore me - good defense looks much cooler.
Is it bad that I hope that they find a way to expose everyone who is juicing and that the entire sport collapses on itself?
Maybe they could pare the league down to a more manageable dozen or two teams.  What do they have now?  50-something?  I think Stockbrigde, MA just got a major league team...(with a multi-billion taxpayer funded field, no doubt)